I Wish I Was James Bond

mmmcookies22: punziepond: kittykittydontpanic: bougiegal: just a reminder than tumblr gets face...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:29:39 -0700

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens?

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

myvaginaisamango: thinkblack: I think it’s time to kill for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:28:30 -0700

myvaginaisamango:

thinkblack:

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

“Rap is just noise”

Look at that terrible rap music, poisoning the minds of our youth.

qwertee: “Charming Cthulhu” is today’s tee...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:25:35 -0700

qwertee:

“Charming Cthulhu” is today’s tee on www.Qwertee.com Get this great design now for the super price of £8/€10/$12 for 24 hours only. Be sure to “Like” this for 1 chance at a FREE TEE this weekend, “Reblog” it for 2 chances and “Follow” us for a 3rd chance (if you’re not already:) Thanks Guys!

youknownothingjimkirk: #let’s be honest #all i’m seeing here is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:06:16 -0700

youknownothingjimkirk:

#let’s be honest #all i’m seeing here is jim and joanna during shore leave and bones is in the background #making breakfast #and grumbling that the last time he checked he only had one kid #not two #so cut it out jim #and leave jojo’s waffles alone dammit

fan-troll: good-little-homestuck: im going to fucking...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:11:48 -0700

fan-troll:

good-little-homestuck:

im going to fucking cry

please no

My sister and I stumbled over this whilst browsing itunes. We couldn’t get through the sample listen. It was too horrid.

I lost my phone three days ago. I have found it. I am really nervous about turning it on. My phone...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:23:53 -0700

I lost my phone three days ago.

I have found it.

I am really nervous about turning it on.

My phone is not a source of good news.

I don’t want to see what disaster has decided to fill my inbox.

batched: grimdarkthroes: cupcakesandrocketships: Casting...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:09:13 -0700

batched:

grimdarkthroes:

cupcakesandrocketships:

Casting appreciation gif.

This seriously pisses me off because TWO men of the “correct” ethnicity/race were asked to play the role of Khan. I don’t remember their names because this back when Into Darkness was in casting yo but they BOTH DECLINED.

So there’s a HUGE difference between “well, we asked the best in the business and they both said no, so we should go with another actor of the ‘incorrect’ race who is also very well suited for the role” and doing what the Hunger Games did which is literally only let white girls audition for Katniss.

When actors decline there is fuckall you can do. It’s shitty, no doubt, that Khan ended up being white, but BC did a great job in the role, while knowing he was third choice. I won’t begrudge him for taking it, and I won’t begrudge the casting crew for going with him after their best actors declined.

^ Bless.

the-fandoms-are-cool: reblogging just in case any of my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:05:04 -0700

the-fandoms-are-cool:

reblogging just in case any of my followers felt ugly today

YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BY AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE

JACK HARKNESS AND ME

burdenedw-gloriouspurpose: thederpvengers: capsikle...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:04:49 -0700

burdenedw-gloriouspurpose:

thederpvengers:

capsikle asked: “How does Fury wake up the avengers?”

niallshungrytardis: owldee: OMG HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:30:56 -0700

niallshungrytardis:

owldee:

OMG

HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR

manafromheaven: consolecadet: some of Benedict Cumberbatch’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:29:37 -0700

manafromheaven:

consolecadet:

some of Benedict Cumberbatch’s previous stage names

agJDHFjdfghdfjghfdjhg

mypantalones: Esther Quek wrote a three piece suit clinic for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:21:17 -0700

mypantalones:

Esther Quek wrote a three piece suit clinic for The Rake.

Not only is this a great display of three piece suits, but it also serves as a more than sufficient guide to managing checks and plaids in suits and jackets.

dearantoinette: critink: force-recon: nathansummers: gif-ex...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:49:17 -0700

dearantoinette:

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.

Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.

Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.

Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.

Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

I have a crush on Lizard Man…..and of course Zombie Boy….who doesn’t.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:38:48 -0700

albinwonderland: gaksdesigns: Little Shop of Horrors Skeleton...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:11:44 -0700

albinwonderland:

gaksdesigns:

Little Shop of Horrors Skeleton by Tim Price.
(Tim’s Tumblr Blog)

aww I want my own little Audrey II!

aine308: DeviantArt Link: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:55:39 -0700

aine308:

DeviantArt Link: http://aicosu.deviantart.com/art/Skyfall-Cosplay-Quartermaster-377753933

Artist Site: http://www.aicosu.com/

In other news, I rather badly burned myself today, but hey!...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:22:02 -0700

In other news, I rather badly burned myself today, but hey! BACON BANDAIDE!

confidentinmyskinn: rhosyncalypso: weasleyappreciationblog: ni...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:19:02 -0700

confidentinmyskinn:

rhosyncalypso:

weasleyappreciationblog:

nick-lang-is-twilight-sparkle:

the-feminist-librarian:

feministdykeslut:

slutshamersonfb:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

ummmmm YES.

we need PSA’s like this in the U.S. asap. this video gets to the point of what rape culture is and is very serious about it.

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Wow, absolutely. This was amazing, and it was only thirty seconds.

this is fantastic

This!! Show this in the states!

Fucking brilliant

alaskaisnotlost: nidoqueeen: sweetsiddaleigh: I HAVE BEEN...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:49:17 -0700

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

Things on my mind:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:33:05 -0700

-Cleaning a pantry is a daunting task when your pantry is the size of a shower.
-I miss having my aunt over to cook. I keep finding Persian spices and I miss her.
-Why do we even need 12+ pounds of artichoke hearts?
-Ludo is a good band to clean to.
-I should be cleaning my room, not my pantry.
-I have gotten rid of 3 bags of experience cans; wasteful of my family, but judging on what the can were, they were probably from the time we were getting boxes from the food closet.