I wish I was James Bond
Just for the day
My name is Sarah. I don't know how to spell my own middle name. If you buy me flowers, I will love you forever. My sexual orientation is Rachel's leg hair. (Pony courtesy of JayRockin!)
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# The bear story is a family story.
# It's about 314 bears all named Fred.
# It's has a good moral at the end.
# Well... not really.
# It's mostly funny.
I just sent Rachel the bear story.
What am I doing with my life?
Oh god. Yes, the bear story. I’m going to go die laughing now.